Conspiracy Theory 1: The Kenney Assassination

Evan makes suspiciously well-informed arguments when discussing key historical events (like September 11th or the Kennedy assassination). He appears to understand the truth behind major incidences that the rest of the public cannot comprehend. Some (those perhaps, with a less astute eye) might assume that Evan believes in conspiracy theories. They don't know the truth. Evan doesn't just question conspiracies...

Evan is PART OF THEM.

Incredibly astute research and photo analysis has revealed that Evan is, in fact, a major part of several conspiracies that have unfolded over decades.

Evidence of his role follows

PHOTO 1: Kennedy Assassination

No, Evan is not the "black umbrella" man. Look closer, into the shadows. Could that be a perfectly styled hairdo in the grassy knoll? We have found our second shooter, looking dapper in the shade...