4 synths is better than one. Each one is unique, like a delicate snowflake.
Growing chest hair in the form of a bat signal on your chest is a great way to impress the ladies.
Searching for the absolute perfect patch for a song is more important than hitting correct notes, any day.
Always be ready for a government takeover. Guns? Check. Gold? Check. Precious jewels? Check. Abundant supply of condoms to comfort the frightened masses? Double check.
It's not at all mutually exclusive to be a badass and drive a prius. No, seriously.
Don't attempt to make sweet love to tall females in the doggystyle position.
